John and I were doing our Ford assembly line of diaper changing last night, and one of our boys now uses this time to undo the velcro to tear his diaper off.
It's a fun game.
For about two seconds.
John: Geesh, buddy. If you use that skill in 20 years with the ladies, they'll be impressed.
Me: You'd better not be using that skill with the ladies in 20 years. In 20 years, you'd better keep that diaper on.
...
Me: That would be weird I suppose. Him wearing a diaper in 20 years.
John: Shakes his head (He shakes his head a lot. Sometimes I imagine it's because I've said something so brilliant, he's taking time to mull it over).
I shrug. And then my moment of reflection is over and we're off to our Ford assembly line dinner time.
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